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Goofing around with my uncles and when my first brother was born.

Watched this with my mom the other day. So good. If you love Paris, Literature, Art, Woody Allen. Just wonderfulness. 

Watched this with my mom the other day. So good. If you love Paris, Literature, Art, Woody Allen. Just wonderfulness. 

Cait’s Workout Plan

1) Wake up, eat a Luna bar, and watch My Little Pony

2) Pump up with meaningful awesome tunes and go for a run/jog/walk. 

3) Once back, do a series of sit-ups, wall push-ups, and planks. Whatever other burning exercises you want.

4) Cool down with water. And coffee because you need caffeine.

If you can do all this while on antibiotics and survive, you are 20% more healthy. (and cooler).

And finally go clean the kitchen. Because you’re a woman and stuff. 

jasonsegel:

Snuggly Segel

jasonsegel:

Snuggly Segel

futurefantastic:

oh man i love this show

Sexy.

Sexy.

weoverdoseonconfidence:

This is was sung by Chris Pratt in the Five Year Engagement movie.  I was pretty damn impressed.

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Donald Glover and Aubrey Plaza

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Donald Glover and Aubrey Plaza

Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes make my life. They are like my childhood in music form. 

Things my twenty-something brother says

Bro: The newly designed bathroom is the olympian bathroom

Me: (making guacamole) Why?

Bro: Because it’s where the gods go to take a shit.

Me: That makes no sense, it’s striped.

Bro: When I went in there it was glistening and the light was shining down. I expected Venus to be in the shower.